| 4YEO | for your eyes only | IMPOV | in my point of view |
| 2D | to delete | IOW | in other words |
| 2G4Y | too good for you | IRL | in real life |
| 4E | forever | IWALU | I will always love you |
| AAK | asleep at keyboard | J4F | just for fun |
| AFAIK | as far as I know | J4I | just for information |
| AFK | away from keyboard | JAD | just another day |
| ASAP | as soon as possible | JAM | just a minute |
| AT | always tomorrow | JAS | just a second |
| ATW | at the weekend | JK | just kidding |
| AWHFY | Are we having fun yet? | JMO | just my opinion |
| AYOR | at your own risc | J2LYK | just to let you know |
| bg | big grin | KC | keep cool |
| BBB | bye bye baby | KIT | keep in touch |
| BB4E | bye bye forever | KMS | killing me softly |
| BBFN | bye bye for now | KOTC | kiss on the cheek |
| BBL | be back later | KOTL | kiss on the lips |
| BBN | bye bye now | L8R | later |
| BBS | be back soon | LG | lovely greetings |
| BCDHM | be careful, don't hurt me | LHM | Lord help me |
| BF | boy-friend | LHU | Lord help us |
| BH | blockhead | LL&P | Live long and in prosper! |
| BION | believe it or not | LMHO | laughing my head off |
| BMHWB | be my hot-water bottle | LOL | lots of laughing/lots of love |
| BNSCD | but now something completely different | LSHMBIB | laughing so hard my belly is bouncing |
| BRB | be right back | LSHMBH | laughing so hard my belly hurts |
| BTW | by the way | LTM | laughing to myself |
| BWL | bursting with laughter | LTNS | long time no see |
| C&G | chuckle and grin | LUTA | let us talking again |
| CB | Ciao Bella/bello | LYWAMH | love you wih all my heart |
| CIBM | Could it be magic? | LY | love you |
| CID | crying in disgrace | MC | Merry Christmas |
| CM | call me | MCAAHNY | Merry Christmas and a happy new year |
| CMM | change(d) my mind | MCIBTY | my computer is better than yours |
| CONP | continued on next page | MG | many greetings |
| COFR | cry out for revenge | MM | mail me |
| CP | chat post | MTF | more to follow |
| CPF | Can pigs fly? | MU | miss you |
| CSG | chuckle, snicker, grin | N4E | never forever |
| CU | see you | NA | no access |
| CUIAL | see you in another live | NALOPKT | not a lot of people know that |
| CUL | see you later | NC | no comment |
| CUT | see you tomorrow | NES | never ending story |
| DAE | dreams are empty | NN | nothing new |
| DAK | dead at keyboard | NP | no problem |
| DK | don't know | NRN | no reply necessary |
| DLTBBB | don't let the bed bugs bite | NSN | never say never |
| DLMBM | don't let me be misunderstood | NT | no trust |
| DLYVM | don't like you very much | NU | need you |
| DOM | dirty old man | NWO | no way out |
| DPWM | don't play with me | O4U | only for you |
| DTRT | do the right thing | OIC | oh, I see |
| DUR | Do you remember? | OL | Ol' Lady (wife) |
| DYSWIS | do you see what I see | OM | Ol' Man (husband) |
| DWBH | don't worry be happy | OOSOOM | out of sight, out of mind |
| DWIM | do what I mean | OTOH | on the other hand |
| E2EG | ear to ear grin | OTTOMH | off the top of my head |
| EMSG | E-mail MeSsaGe | PC | private chat |
| EOD | end of discussion | PDS | Please, don't shoot! |
| EOL | end of lecture | PM | private message |
| F2F | face to face | PMFJI | pardon me for jumping in |
| FDROTFL | faling down, rolling on the floor laughing | PMIGBOM | put mind in gear before opening mouth |
| FLCH | feels like coming home | PMP | peed my pants |
| FMM | fresh my mind | POAHF | put on a happy face |
| FOAC | fall over an cry | POOF | left the chatroom in a puff of smoke |
| FOTCL | falling off the chair laughing | QSL | reply |
| FOTKL | falling on the keyboard laughing | QSO | conversation |
| FTL | faster than light | QT | Q-Tip/cutie |
| FTBOMH | from the bottom of my heart | RL | real life |
| FUD | fear, uncertainty and doubt | RLAD | read, love and die |
| FWIW | for what it's worth | ROTFL | rolling on the floor laughing |
| FYA | for your amusement | ROTFUTS | rolling on the floor unable to speak |
| FYE | for your entertainment | ROTFWTIME | rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes |
| FYI | for your information | RTFM | read the ****ing manual |
| <g> | grin | RUOK | Are you ok? |
| GA | go ahead | SC | stay cool |
| GAGA | go amused, go amazed | SFE2E | smiling from ear to ear |
| GAL | get a life | SNERT | snot-nosedegotistical rude teenager |
| GF | girl-friend | SNU | sender needs you |
| GFN | gone for now | SO | significant other |
| GIGO | garbage in, garbage out | SOL | sooner or later |
| GLGH | good luck and good hunting | SOT | short of time |
| GLIW | got lost in web | SOTMG | short of time must go |
| GMBA | giggling my butt off | SWAK | sealed with a kiss |
| GMTA | great minds think alike | SWL | screaming with laughter |
| GOK | God only knows | SYS | see you soon |
| GOOML | get out of my life | TA | thanks again |
| GOWI | get on with it | TAC | times are changing |
| GTSY | glad to see you | TAF | that's all folks |
| H2SYS | hope to see you soon | TILII | tell it like it is |
| H&K | hugs and kisses | TIME | tears in my eyes |
| HABU | have a better un' | TMS | touch my soul |
| HB | happy birthday | TNT | till next time |
| HB2U | happy birthday to you | TOY | thinking of you |
| HAGN | have a good night | TP | turn pale |
| HAND | have a nice day | TT | till tomorrow |
| HANT | have a nice time | T2YL | talk to you later |
| HF | have fun | TUVM | thank you very much |
| HHIS | hanging head in shame | UAD | you are drunk |
| HSIK | how should I know | UBD | user brain damage |
| HTH | hope that helps | UMMC | you make ma crazy |
| HUMM | hope you miss me | UMML | you make me laugh |
| IAC | in any case | UNAST | you need a special training |
| IC | I see | VBG | very big grin |
| IGP | I gotta pee | W4U | waiting for you |
| IGTP | I got the power | wb | welcome back |
| IHA | I hate abbreviations | WT | without thinking |
| IHU | I hate you | WTH | Who the heck?/What the hell? |
| IITRT | it is the right time | WUWH | wish you were here |
| IKU | I kill you | Y! | typically male |
| ILU | I love you | YAFIYGI | you ask for it, you got it |
| IMO | in my opinion | YBL | You'll be sorry! |
| IMHO | in my humble opinion | YG | young gentleman |
| IMNSHO | in my not so humble opinion | YL | young lady |
| YM | young man |