Pregnancy: Questions And Answers! A bit of humor! =)

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Q: Woman asked doctor, "Should I have a baby after 35?" A: No, 35 children IS enough! Q: Woman asked doctor, "I'm two months pregnant now. When will the baby move?" A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

[michelle]

kids are like vacuums. they'll suck the life right out of you. :joy:

[TRSNYPAZ]

kids are like vacuums. they'll suck the life right out of you. :joy:

MAN LISTEN THATS JUST THE HALF... :hee:

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Here are more: Q: Woman ask doctor, "Do I have to have a baby shower?" A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Husband ask doctor, "Is there any reason that I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?" A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to ya! Q: Husband asks doctor, "Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?" A: When the kids are in college. Q: Husband asks doctor, "How long is the average woman in labor?" A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: Woman ask doctor, "When is the best time to get an epidural?" A: Right after you find out you're prenant. Q: Woman asks doctor, "Does prenancy cause headaches?" A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for. Q: Husband ask doctor, "My wife is 5 months prenant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational." A: So what's your question? Q: Woman ask doctor, "What's the most common pregnancy craving?" A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

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And last Q&As: Q: Woman ask doctor, "My childbirth instructor says it isn't pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?" A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: Woman asks doctor, "How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?" A: If it is the flu, you will get better! More funny themes to come! Enjoy!

[SL10]

kids are like vacuums. they'll suck the life right out of you. :joy:
Is that why I am 45 and feeling like I am 60? LOL!