need ashlee simpson ringers!

[ashleeismyidol]

need ashlee simpson ringers! plz!!! plz!!! plz!!! 4free please. i am obsessed with her and i am going to a movie with her in 2 weeks and i want to show her my ashlee ringtone! plz i will love you 4ever if you help me out with this

[SpineDoc]

That's where she is going, she told me she was going to visit her Mom in 2 weeks!

[ashleeismyidol]

That's where she is going, she told me she was going to visit her Mom in 2 weeks!

so how do you know ashlee? i know her through my friend's intern who introduced us. we were planning on maybe in two weeks. her mom lives in LA also so she would only spend like the day with her...

[The 8]

like, o' my gawd!

[MarkM]

Dude...Ashlee's hott.

I'll make you ringtones...but I can't until tomarow..

-Mark

[ashleeismyidol]

why do you say o my gawd?

[The 8]

i have terrets

[ashleeismyidol]

i have terrets

what the heck are tarrets?

[21steps]

i have terrets
Pffff...wahahahahahahaha

[ashleeismyidol]

seriously what are they

[4n7]

its garbled but its an ashlee simpson ringer. http://www.sprintusers.com/focus/content/1093385150.gcd

[SpineDoc]

so how do you know ashlee? i know her through my friend's intern who introduced us. we were planning on maybe in two weeks. her mom lives in LA also so she would only spend like the day with her...

Oh yeah what's her cell phone number? :hee:

[RyanM]

she uses a 5500

[Stud]

Have you gotten your ringtone yet?

[ashleeismyidol]

yes... markm got me 4 ringers... THANKS MARK!!!

[ashleeismyidol]

Oh yeah what's her cell phone number? :hee:


I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER!

[SpineDoc]

I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER!

I have moved on, didnt like the dark hair. Now I hang with Jessica...

[MarkM]

I have moved on, didnt like the dark hair. Now I hang with Jessica...

Accually, I perfer the dark hair.

-Mark

[ashleeismyidol]

ya... i totally love the dark hair... you dont know them... i was at ashlee's the other day and she was like ''i have no idea who that is, people always say that they know me.''

[4n7]

ya... i totally love the dark hair... you dont know them... i was at ashlee's the other day and she was like ''i have no idea who that is, people always say that they know me.''

did you ask her who SpineDoc is on SU?

[SpineDoc]

ya... i totally love the dark hair... you dont know them... i was at ashlee's the other day and she was like ''i have no idea who that is, people always say that they know me.''

They are trying to keep it on the down low, wouldn't want Nick to find out. I think I am making headway towards getting that three-way going! :cool:

[ashleeismyidol]

what the heck are you talking about! poser! gawd!u r such a tard... i you know her than what is her cell number?

[The 8]

what the heck are you talking about! poser! gawd!u r such a tard... i you know her than what is her cell number?

its a trick spinedoc!!! she just wants you to post her cell number so SHE can have it and call her!!!! i'm on to you!!!

[ashleeismyidol]

no im not! he is the poser! i already know her number... HE is the one doing that!

[The 8]

ashlee uses a 4500... like me!!! OMG!!!111
she said, "hey! we have the same phone"
and i said, "if you want to know my autobiography... just...ask....me!"
and she was like, "hahahaha, lol"
so i was like, "haha, yeah"
then she gave me her number, which is cool, but she keeps sending me dirty pictures, which is not cool.... except for the one of her sister.

Here's a custom avatar made especially for you!
I hope you like it!!!

[usfhett03]

ashley simpson is dumb

[arpy64]

ashley simpson is dumb
Both of the Simpson girls are incredibly dumb...with very little talent, to boot. This thread is amusing though....in a pathetic kind of way.

[Ronkh]

hey 8, if ya want to get rid of some of those pics...........

and

arpy, arent you tooooooo old to remember what pathetic is?

[arpy64]

hey 8, if ya want to get rid of some of those pics...........

and

arpy, arent you tooooooo old to remember what pathetic is?
If you knew me, ron, you'd see that I define pathetic and know the word well.

[Greezy]

no im not! he is the poser! i already know her number... HE is the one doing that!
If you give me Ashlee's number I will give you 8's. I think he really wants you, bad!

[Ronkh]

If you knew me, ron, you'd see that I define pathetic and know the word well.


eeehhh?


::::tapping hearing aid:::::

What ya say? Speak up !!

[purrincess]

Hey hun i saw you said someone got your the ringers you wanted. Could you help me get them - either let me know who made them for you or where I can find them?? I really want La La and Nothing New. THanks!!!

[SpineDoc]

no im not! he is the poser! i already know her number... HE is the one doing that!

It is with great regret that I have to say Ashlee and I are no longer an item... Paris called me when Ashlee and I were at dinner, so the jig was up at that point.

[ashleeismyidol]

It is with great regret that I have to say Ashlee and I are no longer an item... Paris called me when Ashlee and I were at dinner, so the jig was up at that point.


omg you are such a pethetic little poser... i am not even going to respond to your retarded little fantasies about knowing her. i am sitting here with ashlee right now and we are about to go to the movies... you were never a fricken ''item''! ryan and ashlee are going to dinner tonight!

[JoMamma]

wow, i didnt know i was going with her to dinner. i didnt even know i knew her personally! i wish i did, that would be cool. shes so hot

[michelle]

can the 8 say he has turret's again please. man that freakn made my day...
ashlee simpson? :D i'd rather hear the chicken dance ringer. hee.

anywho, moved this baby to the cooler where it was headed 2 pages ago. carry on.

[davec8100]

Wirelessly posted (VM4050/132.037 UP.Browser/6.2.2.4.e.1.100 (GUI) MMP/2.0)

Ashlee is stupid. The ashleeismyidol person is stupid. This entire thread is stupid and should have been closed a long time ago...now Paris and I are going to dinner.

[michelle]

well tell her i said like hi! and tell her to stop wearing those damn fake blue contacts and go easy on the fake bake. she looked sexier before all that crap.

[Yummi]

omg, and could she PLEASE remove the weave......thats some tacky straw/hay looking crap in her head......

[icsedge1]

damn...i pass Hiltons (in NYC, no less) all the time, but still can't seem to meet Paris. Of course, I'm really more interested in Nikki...

And yeah, when I do, I actually have a video camera with good resolution. :)

[ashleeismyidol]

wow, i didnt know i was going with her to dinner. i didnt even know i knew her personally! i wish i did, that would be cool. shes so hot




listen you are not even ryan! gawd how many pathetic losers can there be in one thread! ryan cabrera the singer you idiot

[ashleeismyidol]

Hey hun i saw you said someone got your the ringers you wanted. Could you help me get them - either let me know who made them for you or where I can find them?? I really want La La and Nothing New. THanks!!!


markm got them for me...

[michelle]

Wirelessly posted (a700: Samsung-SPHA700 AU-MIC-A700/2.0 MMP/2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)

Please relax ashlee.

[Mantichora]

I know someone who knows someone whos second cousin has a brother-in-law. His ex-girlfriends mother-in-laws second stepson was dating the sister of the guy who made the video with Paris. :hee:

[Ted]

this is starting to sound like the 6 degrees of kevin bacon.

[ashleeismyidol]

omg... everyone chill

[ashleeismyidol]

Wirelessly posted (VM4050/132.037 UP.Browser/6.2.2.4.e.1.100 (GUI) MMP/2.0)

Ashlee is stupid. The ashleeismyidol person is stupid. This entire thread is stupid and should have been closed a long time ago...now Paris and I are going to dinner.


listen ***got... you dont know ashlee otherwise you wouldnt say that and second of all could you make it anymore obvious that you dont know paris?

[The 8]

the other night i was eating some chef boy-r-dees abc's and 123's and the words "ashlee simpson" were spelled out in my bowl! i got all freaked out and turned over the kitched table spilling the delicious pasta everywhere! then i tuned on mtv and ashlee simpson's video was on so i was like "oh my gawd!! it was so weird that i threw up!! i called CNN but they didnt care :(

[michelle]

^ i'm dying.

[Ted]

omg... everyone chill

YOU are telling everyone to chill? after posting about slitting throats?

ashlee simpson is the greatest person alive and i will hunt anyone who duznt like her down in thier sleep and slit your throat and leave it on your doorstep


anyone have a pic of a troll? an ashlee-troll? go to ashleeforums.com and post that ****.

[Noodle]

this has got to be the funniest thread in a while :D

[mcurtiss1970]

the other night i was eating some chef boy-r-dees abc's and 123's and the words "ashlee simpson" were spelled out in my bowl! i got all freaked out and turned over the kitched table spilling the delicious pasta everywhere! then i tuned on mtv and ashlee simpson's video was on so i was like "oh my gawd!! it was so weird that i threw up!! i called CNN but they didnt care :(

oh yeah? I recently harvested my autumn squash crop and one of the butternuts, OMG, has the face of Ashlee on it! The local news came by to film it and now pilgrims for junior high schools far and wide have come to see my squash for its healing powers!

[michelle]

Wirelessly posted (a700: Samsung-SPHA700 AU-MIC-A700/2.0 MMP/2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)

I love you guys.

[Ronkh]

anyone have a pic of a troll? an ashlee-troll? go to ashleeforums.com and post that ****.


here ya go ted, but you gotta do some photoshopping

[mcurtiss1970]

Wirelessly posted (a700: Samsung-SPHA700 AU-MIC-A700/2.0 MMP/2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)

I love you guys.

when i make squash soup, i can send you some. it cures rickets!!

[Noodle]

here ya go... just a quick job

[Deval]

:funny: ****ing awesome!

[Noodle]

and a second special one just for ted :D

[LoDown3]

omg... everyone chill
y r u replyin like a month later?? rain delay?
y r u bringin this thread up again
y r u even here?....
y waist ur time pretending ur some fan and crappin SU.com...must be sprintpcsinfo henchmen

wait, y does ashlee even have real fans??? ...

[Noodle]

y r u replyin like a month later?? rain delay?
y r u bringin this thread up again
y r u even here?....
y waist ur time pretending ur some fan and crappin SU.com...must be sprintpcsinfo henchmen

wait, y does ashlee even have real fans??? ...

I think she just decided to bring back her own thread *shrugs*

[Ted]

and a second special one just for ted :D

OMFG that is priceless... thank you noodle. can we get a larger version of that?

[Ted]

here ya go ted, but you gotta do some photoshopping

i woulda did it but i don't have photoshop, and i don't know duck about graphics. (at least i'm being honest here)

[Ted]

and noodle, can we add ashlee's womanly assets to the troll, paste in from the pic in the other ashlee thread?

[Noodle]

I'll see what I can do later, I'm about to take off for a while, I couldn't find a bigger married troll pic I was just using the one ronkh posted.

[Ted]

I'll see what I can do later, I'm about to take off for a while, I couldn't find a bigger married troll pic I was just using the one ronkh posted.


aaaaight. cool. hook it up, noodle, it will give me and the rest of the board a good laugh.

[SpineDoc]

omg you are such a pethetic little poser... i am not even going to respond to your retarded little fantasies about knowing her. i am sitting here with ashlee right now and we are about to go to the movies... you were never a fricken ''item''! ryan and ashlee are going to dinner tonight!

Sigh, well the whole Paris thing did not work out either. On a good note I have become very good friends with Nick, and between fixing his roof and driving his rented Lambo we have gotten quite close. He is trying to mend the rift that has grown between Ashlee and I. Sundays at the Simpsons barbecues are quite fun, although I have yet to catch a glimpse of "ashleeismyidol from Sprintusers", as he is referred to by the Simpsons family.

It's a lucky thing I never told Ashlee my real name, she only knows me as "spinedoc from Sprintusers", wow makes for a mouthful eh? This would explain why she knows me instantly when she takes time off her hectic tour schedule to sit down with "ashleeismyidol from Sprintusers" to methodically peruse the Sprint Users boards for signs of imposters. I suppose she also recognized my dog, after all she did spend lots of time with him in the course of 2 seperate dog kidnappings, oh Ashlee where has the love gone?!?!

As for the retarded thing, so what if I am mildly mentally retarded? :hee:

[DcDave63]

and a second special one just for ted :D

OMG....ROFL

[Ted]

This thread is a trainwreck. I can't believe it keeps coming back from the dead. Still funny, though.

[arpy64]

Hate to revive this, but had to share.

So, I'm watching SNL tonight (after the game--go Sox!!), and she happens to be on and she's messes up while lipsynching, and just walks off the stage. After a about 30 seconds, SNL goes to commercial. It was truly pathetic....Ashley, I mean, is pathetic. Then, at the end of the show, she blames the band. Stupid, f*cking, no-talent, piece of sh*t.

[Zenlore1]

Man I have never seen this thread till now :) I have never laugh my butt off so much

so to this I give :

[Ted]

man if this is the best thread ever we are in serious trouble, call SL4's psychotic hotline. LMAO!

[AnthroMatt]

Hate to revive this, but had to share.

So, I'm watching SNL tonight (after the game--go Sox!!), and she happens to be on and she's messes up while lipsynching, and just walks off the stage. After a about 30 seconds, SNL goes to commercial. It was truly pathetic....Ashley, I mean, is pathetic. Then, at the end of the show, she blames the band. Stupid, f*cking, no-talent, piece of sh*t.
A classic television moment!

[tuolumne]

Hate to revive this, but had to share.

So, I'm watching SNL tonight (after the game--go Sox!!), and she happens to be on and she's messes up while lipsynching, and just walks off the stage. After a about 30 seconds, SNL goes to commercial. It was truly pathetic....Ashley, I mean, is pathetic. Then, at the end of the show, she blames the band. Stupid, f*cking, no-talent, piece of sh*t.

oh, "gawd", I want to see that video:hee:

[Rip The Jacker]

oh, "gawd", I want to see that video:hee:
http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

Damn that must have been embarassing. :hee:

[arpy64]

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

Damn that must have been embarassing. :hee:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
And that was the funniest part of SNL last night too.

I can only hope this ends her "career" and people see what a no-talented, wannabe, manufactured, piece of crap hack she's always been.

There are too many talented, hard-working, real musicians and songwriters out there for Ashley-"I'm gonna try to ride my sister's coattails"-Simpson to get even 1 second of spotlight.

[Rip The Jacker]

What a suprise, her forum (http://www.ashleemedia.net/forum) is "currently unavailable." :hee:

It must have been chaos.

[Ted]

like, oh my gawd... she has her own, like, forum?

[LoDown3]

What a suprise, her forum (http://www.ashleemedia.net/forum) is "currently unavailable." :hee:

It must have been chaos.
hmm...y do u kno of ashlee havin...her...own...forum?(AND its address?)
:eyebrow:
u kinda say "wat a suprise" as in it is usually available...maybe its been down 4 a while?

[tuolumne]

hmm...y do u kno of ashlee havin...her...own...forum?(AND its address?)
:eyebrow:
u kinda say "wat a suprise" as in it is usually available...maybe its been down 4 a while?
what a surise after what happened on SNL:eek: ...

http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

[LoDown3]

nevermind :rolleyes: ...

[GaryK]

here is article rgrding last night's "performance":

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=492&e=1&u=/ap/20041025/ap_en_ce/people_ashlee_simpson

[Jonacell]

Wirelessly posted (my mobile mechanism: Samsung-SPHA700 AU-MIC-A700/2.0 MMP/2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)

the whole Saturday Night Live thing made me laugh even more when she started dancing and later said it was a h0e down

[Ted]

uh, gawd, will this thread ever die?

[Ted]

uh, gawd, will this thread ever die?

what we need here is some real photoshopping expertise (which I don't have)... dig up the picture of ashlee-troll, make it bigger, add her cleavage to it, and give it blue teeth, i mean bright blue, with maybe one or two missing for that "hoe-down" look. let's have a contest... bragging rights to the best picture. post here. PM me if you want to be one of the judges and we will put it to a fair review.

[Ted]

Here's my entry for the honerable, not-mentioned. (I told you I sucked at photoshop!) Help! Needs some pros!

[mdhuber25]

i would be so proud to have her as an idol. what a ****ing tool. that was truly painful to watch.

[Ted]

i would be so proud to have her as an idol. what a ****ing tool. that was truly painful to watch.

she ain't my idol *spits tobacco* i'm making a mockery of her. i still do say she has nice cleavage. fake or real, who cares.

[mdhuber25]

either way, ill stick with jessica.

[Ted]

either way, ill stick with jessica.

what, no contest entry?

[mcurtiss1970]

its shameful that we accept this now as artistry, but less than 20 years ago we collectively drove one of the manilli vanillis to kill themself over a lipsynching goof just like this

[radiofreq]

My Ashley Simpson ringer's lyrics aren't matching up with my calls....LOL

[icsedge1]

lol...that's a good one, Mr. Chicago...

when will this talentless waste disappear. i mean, she can't sing, she is not hot, and she is not even dumb enough to be entertaining (like her sister is). her 15 minutes must be about up. please.

sedge

[LoDown3]

Here's my entry for the honerable, not-mentioned. (I told you I sucked at photoshop!) Help! Needs some pros!

isnt that a pic of Tara Reid? and her new chesticles?...i think u got the wrong talentless chick :eyebrow:

plus, i dont remember ever seeing ashlee's cleavage...and i dont mind keepin it that way... :p

[ctnchrisw]

http://ashlee-simpson.ytmnd.com/

[tuolumne]

http://ashlee-simpson.ytmnd.com/

LOL...GREAT!

[Noodle]

isnt that a pic of Tara Reid? and her new chesticles?...i think u got the wrong talentless chick :eyebrow:

plus, i dont remember ever seeing ashlee's cleavage...and i dont mind keepin it that way... :p
oh come on now... Tera Reid does look great but she isn't near as talentless as ashlee

[michelle]

i can't see the freakn video. i can only hear the audio in windows media. help! i wanna see it!

[Noodle]

all i could see was the animated background

[MinorThreat]

ashlee simpson = millee vanillee

[Ted]

like, oh gawd... did i get the wrong person? all this time i thought ashlee was hot because of the pic posted in here of tara reid. oh well, tara is hot. is she a singer? ashlee is fugly and can't sing, no talent. and i hope that little psycho reads this! LOL!


EDIT: i just figured it out, google is my friend. tara reid is the american pie chick. no wonder i liked her. LOL!

[LoDown3]

like, oh gawd... did i get the wrong person? all this time i thought ashlee was hot because of the pic posted in here of tara reid. oh well, tara is hot. is she a singer? ashlee is fugly and can't sing, no talent. and i hope that little psycho reads this! LOL!


EDIT: i just figured it out, google is my friend. tara reid is the american pie chick. no wonder i liked her. LOL!
haha there u go...

[Marlon_JB2]

This thread is still alive??? :) Michelle, do you have WMP9 if you're on your Mac? I've seen the video... now I'm waiting for the rest of these teenage one hit wonders to be busted. Seems like everyone's getting a record deal these days.

< Doesn't even really know who Ashlee Simpson is...

[LoDown3]

This thread is still alive??? :) Michelle, do you have WMP9 if you're on your Mac? I've seen the video... now I'm waiting for the rest of these teenage one hit wonders to be busted. Seems like everyone's getting a record deal these days.

< Doesn't even really know who Ashlee Simpson is...
hey i just got a record deal!...but i'm almost 20(no longer a teen) tho, so i'll probly get dropped like half the "makin tha band II"(Diddy's) artists

[Nailin'M]

when will this talentless waste disappear. i mean, she can't sing, she is not hot, and she is not even dumb enough to be entertaining (like her sister is). her 15 minutes must be about up. please.

sedgeIt's not her fault she sucks. Look at the situation:
She's ugly and looks funny (like Jessica before the H'wood makeover)
Her daddy doesn't think she can sing
Her daddy wants to be Nick Lechey :hee:
She can't dress---All Stars ARE NOT appropriate for all of your clothes, unless you're a boy

[ctnchrisw]

LOL...GREAT!
now if I could just set that as the screensaver on my phone.. or even better change her so she looks like a lepricon in the video.

[Ted]

now if I could just set that as the screensaver on my phone.. or even better change her so she looks like a lepricon in the video.

you can screensaver anything. just resize and/or crop it to the dimensions of your screen, save as .jpeg , and upload away! if you "focus" i know you can do it... LOL!

[tuolumne]

http://video.msn.com/video/p.htm?i=c6f627c4-39e4-4587-836c-f45faae3ec14,1ac5e1c2-eb99-41c0-bfdd-4fb691d42b1c,a72c4257-b5f4-4f0f-8eec-dae46f61832e&m=Home%20and%20Living&mi=NBC%20Today&p=Source_Today%20Show


lol...a MUST watch:)


Now she admits to it, and says that she was sick so she HAD to have the backround words...lol...what a joke:hee:

[LoDown3]

http://video.msn.com/video/p.htm?i=c6f627c4-39e4-4587-836c-f45faae3ec14,1ac5e1c2-eb99-41c0-bfdd-4fb691d42b1c,a72c4257-b5f4-4f0f-8eec-dae46f61832e&m=Home%20and%20Living&mi=NBC%20Today&p=Source_Today%20Show


lol...a MUST watch


Now she admits to it, and says that she was sick so she HAD to have the backround words...lol...what a joke

yeah, wat a dumbsz! then shes like yeah, OMG :eek: i couldnt believe everyone else does it! even all our biggest stars! xcept for me of course...then the one time i do it, DOH!...
YAH, my a$s... :rolleyes:
funniest part is the end when she says noones to blame, but yeh the drummer hit the wrong button. HAHA

:shaking head:...kids

[bitey]

Do you know what this thread is missing? Look around. What isn't here? With all your talk of butternut squash and alphabet soup and dinner with Paris and Ashlee as a troll, you guys have exterminated the "heart" of the whole thread. That's right.

Where is - - ashleeismyidol??? I think you hurt her feelings so she left.

Can you imagine what would be happening if she were still here telling us to all "chill" while her idol lips along with the wrong song?!??!?

OMG, think of it. Here's the Question: What Would Ashleeismyidol Say?

[tuolumne]

Do you know what this thread is missing? Look around. What isn't here? With all your talk of butternut squash and alphabet soup and dinner with Paris and Ashlee as a troll, you guys have exterminated the "heart" of the whole thread. That's right.

Where is - - ashleeismyidol??? I think you hurt her feelings so she left.

Can you imagine what would be happening if she were still here telling us to all "chill" while her idol lips along with the wrong song?!??!?

OMG, think of it. Here's the Question: What Would Ashleeismyidol Say?
she logged on today...

[ctnchrisw]

you can screensaver anything. just resize and/or crop it to the dimensions of your screen, save as .jpeg , and upload away! if you "focus" i know you can do it... LOL!
yeah but it needs to be animated, it loses its fun without watching her do the jig LOL

[tuolumne]

yeah but it needs to be animated, it loses its fun without watching her do the jig LOLSamsung's do animated Screensavers:)

[ctnchrisw]

Samsung's do animated Screensavers:)
yeah but I have no clue how to do them, I tried using some japanesse program to convert it to pmd (lol its hard to use a program where everything says "?????"), but it just rebooted my phone.