3 Phones of Christmas - Week 2 Contest!

[Scoot]

any takers ?

[Mahee]

Who was the first man to look at a cow and think "I'm going to squeeze them dangly bits and drink whatever comes out"?


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!***********LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JackG058]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[some18mybrain]

where's everyone going....we're losing posters.....

[poorlyduck]

Ice cream

[C Dissonance]

Great scott!

[Vote Jai]

ahh, the greed

[JackG058]

any takers ?

You obviously have some sort of pic ready, so go ahead

[Merciless]

jkbnbjnhg

[JackG058]

where's everyone going....we're losing posters.....

You're kidding, right?

[some18mybrain]

posting

[Vote Jai]

still a dozen posts per sec.

[poorlyduck]

To bed, where you belong

that is funny!

[Scoot]

Great scott!
awww thanks i think im great too :)

[JackG058]

It's 1:30 somewhere....

[Mahee]

Back at you

To bed, where you belong

am I annoying you? :::sorrry::: :cool:

[penuch]

Can you cry under water?

[Vote Jai]

still havin' fun, folks?

[poorlyduck]

so far so good

[Scoot]

You obviously have some sort of pic ready, so go ahead

nope not ready yet
but thanks for thinking i did lol

[Park]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[JackG058]

awww, feel better now. Just rolled the neck to get a rough spot out.

[penuch]

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

[some18mybrain]

You're kidding, right?

just trying some reverse psychology....is it working?

[Vote Jai]

so far.. NO good

[Park]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[C Dissonance]

sheesh

[JackG058]

nope not ready yet
but thanks for thinking i did lol

So are you testing your Curve's camera then? :haha:

[poorlyduck]

can you cry under the below?

[Mahee]

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

[penuch]

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

[Park]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Vote Jai]

Holla-back Young'n

[JackG058]

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Cuz she's a hooker

[JackG058]

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

HAHAHAHAHA. Good one.

[Vote Jai]

anybody runnin' Vista?

[some18mybrain]

/?.>,<:;"'

[Scoot]

So are you testing your Curve's camera then? :haha:

oh trust me i got lots of pics on the curve ;)

[penuch]

hahha

[JackG058]

anybody runnin' Vista?

No. I want to win, not waste my time. Mac OS X

[Mahee]

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

Prob. YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! LOL

[poorlyduck]

let start yo momma jokes

[Vote Jai]

some good ones

[JackG058]

Finally, a response got Mahee to respond back

[penuch]

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

[Mahee]

gonna sit back and watch till 'ya all 'yap yerselves out.......LOL

[JackG058]

So many philosophers here

[Scoot]

take your hands of me im not you whore

[penuch]

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

[Vote Jai]

late-late-late!

[C Dissonance]

let start yo momma jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she sings, it's over!

[poorlyduck]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

[JackG058]

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If it was in Nevada

[Mahee]

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

I think we;re on the same site :wavey:

[Vote Jai]

who's west-coastin??

[Scoot]

do you really want to hurt meeeeeee

[poorlyduck]

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

[penuch]

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

[some18mybrain]

keep eyes open......

[JackG058]

I'm on SU. What site are you on?

[Scoot]

do you really want to make me cryyy

[JackG058]

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Guilty as charged there.

[Scoot]

I'm on SU. What site are you on?
www.crackberry.com

[Vote Jai]

the lab

[poorlyduck]

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

[Mahee]

I'm on SU. What site are you on?

not telling how I multi-task at 2:43 a.m. :o)

[penuch]

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

[some18mybrain]

just a little longer

[JackG058]

Are we done yet? And Scoot, that link doesn't surprise me. ;)

[Vote Jai]

SU is where it's at!

[Scoot]

when i think about you i touch myself

[penuch]

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

[penuch]

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

[poorlyduck]

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

queen latifa

[Mahee]

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

[JackG058]

not telling how I multi-task at 2:43 a.m. :o)

I can't even define multi-task at 2:43 a.m.

[Merciless]

iiiiiiiiii

[Vote Jai]

this thread is really crackin'!

[Mahee]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[Scoot]

Are we done yet? And Scoot, that link doesn't surprise me. ;)
it shouldn't ;) we should be giving out a blackberry
if they did i would try to win lol not just waste time

[Mahee]

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

[JackG058]

queen latifa

HeeHee :haha:

[Mahee]

OK so what is the speed of dark?

[Vote Jai]

A-Rod money!

[JackG058]

OK so what is the speed of dark?

472 light years

[Mahee]

Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.

[Vote Jai]

hmmm invisible ink??

[some18mybrain]

Yo mama so fat, when she fell over and broke her leg, gravy came out......

[Scoot]

8830 8300 8100

[Mahee]

Where does the dark go when you switch on the light?**

[JackG058]

And people are dying to go to the local cemetery

[poorlyduck]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

[Scoot]

do you want to touch my NO NO part?

[JackG058]

Where does the dark go when you switch on the light?**

It's afraid, very afraid

[Vote Jai]

jam-packed

[penuch]

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

[penuch]

Can you slam a revolving door?

[JackG058]

do you want to touch my NO NO part?

You've been up too long now.

[Scoot]

*lick*

[Vote Jai]

folks still on it

[penuch]

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

[Mahee]

What was Captain Hook called before he lost his hand?

[uLee9Ed]

Still going, huh. Hi all.

[Scoot]

You've been up too long now.
oh im just getting started

[JackG058]

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Because the boat won't work on the island. Duh.

[C Dissonance]

Hello! Mcfly!!

[penuch]

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

[Vote Jai]

who goes there!??!

[JackG058]

This is the site that tests the Energizer's out

[poorlyduck]

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

i'll bring a cigarette :headbang2

[some18mybrain]

Happy Chrismahanakwanzika! I love that old Virgin mobile commercial!

[penuch]

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

[Vote Jai]

flavor in your ear!

[Scoot]

do you like hotdogs?

[JackG058]

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

I run like .*#8@!

[Scoot]

Yes I Would Like A Muffin!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uLee9Ed]

Awesome. Twice, I've been on top of the page...

[penuch]

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

[Vote Jai]

my jumper is wet!

[Scoot]

do you like it when i touch myself in naughty way?

[jon32000]

im back

[sweetbabie826]

hey everyone im baccckkkk and ready to win

[Scoot]

wb jon32000

[Tarhonky]

Good morning all!

[JackG058]

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

I don't think they use the Bible anymore either. They just ask you if you swear, and you say *!@#($ yes. :D

[some18mybrain]

What was Captain Hook called before he lost his hand?

Captain Bob?

[penuch]

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

[d4v3m4n]

248

[sweetbabie826]

thats fckn gross u weirdo no1 cares pervert

[poorlyduck]

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

that for sure

[Vote Jai]

g'night

[Scoot]

wb sweetbabie826

[JackG058]

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

Yes

[penuch]

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

[Mahee]

yoyo you

[sweetbabie826]

i love jon32000

[JackG058]

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

Because they might get goosed

[Vote Jai]

I'm hot like a hundred degreez

[sweetbabie826]

i love my babe

[penuch]

How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
/
/
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?

[Vote Jai]

I mulitply like a hundred Me's

[sweetbabie826]

jesus rocks my socks

[Scoot]

Good morning all!
see thats what i like to see more blackberry users

[Mahee]

**watchin the cat*** :cat: meow

[some18mybrain]

I don't know how much longer I can continue :(

[Vote Jai]

AND my kicks is fresh!

[sweetbabie826]

i want m&ms

[JackG058]

How come people make posts of puzzling thoughts, yet never give the answer?

[Tarhonky]

Well legs are who wins

[penuch]

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

[Merciless]

1 posts every 5 sec avg

[JackG058]

To be, or not to be, that is the question.

[Vote Jai]

and I mean f'real fresh!

[sweetbabie826]

i know its drivin me nuts

[Mahee]

I don't know how much longer I can continue :(

have a strong feeling 'ya can sleep and the thread will be going in the a.m.

[sweetbabie826]

and twix

[poorlyduck]

I don't know how much longer I can continue :(

you cant just go to bed, cover urself really good. good night.

[JackG058]

Four score and seven years ago our father's brought forth...

[bronx889]

mbl

[Vote Jai]

I'm all out of snacks =(

[sweetbabie826]

snickers

[some18mybrain]

must keep going....

[jon32000]

tis contest is never going to end

[JackG058]

a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

[sweetbabie826]

kit kat

[Vote Jai]

boy, if these posts counted! lol

[Scoot]

yes i do like my nuts

[sweetbabie826]

gum

[JackG058]

I did that from memory. I don't need no stinkin book.

[poorlyduck]

I thought I was the only who sleeps late, but it seems there is a lot of vampires like me

[sweetbabie826]

noone cares scoot

[Scoot]

should i sell my body?

[uLee9Ed]

... top of the page 873, and 1207...and I don't post that often neither.

[Vote Jai]

crazy out here this evening

[JackG058]

yes i do like my nuts

Crushed or whole? :laughing:

[Mahee]

you bite necks?

[sweetbabie826]

i love my baby and my baby only

[some18mybrain]

have a strong feeling 'ya can sleep and the thread will be going in the a.m.

yeah....I'm gonna have to take that chance......gotta get some shut eye.....night all :(

[Vote Jai]

and such a long way to go

[Scoot]

noone cares scoot
yes i know but hey its a post

[Vote Jai]

long road

[Mahee]

lalalaalaal

[sweetbabie826]

trust me scoot..theres no 1 out there who'd want it in the first place

[Vote Jai]

like 300 pages in an hour lol

[d4v3m4n]

253

[Merciless]

2222

[JackG058]

yeah....I'm gonna have to take that chance......gotta get some shut eye.....night all :(

It'll still be going. Stubborn people on here.

[Merciless]

222222

[uLee9Ed]

almost 40 viewers still here!

[Vote Jai]

we're buggin

[Merciless]

12345

[poorlyduck]

I got a fake s9 from ebay and I was refund the money back, who wanted it?

[Vote Jai]

keep steppin

[sweetbabie826]

total DISGUSTING

[Vote Jai]

just postin'

[JackG058]

Matt, you still there?

[Mahee]

:icon_smil

[sweetbabie826]

my baby has a sexy bod

[Scoot]

trust me scoot..theres no 1 out there who'd want it in the first place
yeah i know i have tried :(

[Vote Jai]

probably just observin'

[JackG058]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Vote Jai]

nothin' else...

[Scoot]

yeah he is still here
matt is always lurking

[Matt]

Matt, you still there?

Yepp, Whatcha need?

[C Dissonance]

posting

[Vote Jai]

timing is off

[sweetbabie826]

love u

[penuch]

Yeah it honestly would be sage to sleep with 40+ people veiwing and everybody posting like crazy

[sweetbabie826]

i love jon

[Merciless]

long last the queen

[Vote Jai]

some dope cuts on here

[Scoot]

he keeps a close eye on me
you never know what i am gonna do next

[JackG058]

Nothing. Just wondering if you're still hanging in there. You've been doing it all week.

[Vote Jai]

20 fire joints

[sweetbabie826]

hes my baybe

[Merciless]

long last the queen long last the queen

[JackG058]

he keeps a close eye on me
you never know what i am gonna do next

Or say, for that matter. You never did answer my question: crushed or whole?

[sweetbabie826]

he loves me

[Vote Jai]

sleep is overrated

[Mahee]

*eating an oreo cakester* mmmmmmm....

[Vote Jai]

wild!

[sweetbabie826]

what a weirdo

[Merciless]

long last the queenlong last the queenlong last the queenlong last the queenlong last the queenlong last the queenlong last the queen

[Vote Jai]

yuck

[Scoot]

Yepp, Whatcha need?
i need a drink :)

[JackG058]

I once stayed up for one solid week straight.

[Vote Jai]

and I mean nasty

[sweetbabie826]

yea im talkin to u sweetheart

[Vote Jai]

a solid week?

[jon32000]

im tired dont wanna go to work tommorow

[d4v3m4n]

256

[Vote Jai]

i couldn't do it

[Scoot]

Or say, for that matter. You never did answer my question: crushed or whole?
damn i missed what was teh question?

[sweetbabie826]

im gonna marry the greatest guy evaaa

[JackG058]

Yepp, Whatcha need?

Actually, a free Touch. :haha:

[Vote Jai]

no way

[Vote Jai]

jose

[C Dissonance]

i cant keep up

[poorlyduck]

im still here

[eppitek]

every time i refresh there are 5 new posts

[JackG058]

damn i missed what was teh question?

You said you loved your nuts.

[Mahee]

hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho
hohoho

[Vote Jai]

2 str8! what!!

[sweetbabie826]

my eyes are soo heavy

[Mahee]

sorry,........LOL

[Vote Jai]

trillionaires!

[JackG058]

every time i refresh there are 5 new posts

Yea, it's absolutely insane. And I freely admit I've gone off the deep end.

[Scoot]

You said you loved your nuts.
crushed on a sunday :)

[sweetbabie826]

and heavier

[Vote Jai]

I'm gonna run out of things to say